Wanna be hip?

Wanna stop bein' a jive turkey?

Wanna hang with the cool cats for once?

The Skorpions are a newly formed PKer group currently moving to Hildebrand Mall and the surrounding area. We got 5 hipsters in the group so far and are always looking for more to share in on the good times. We give knuckle sandwiches to trenchcoats, DEM nerds, and whoever looks like a jive turkey to us.

Here's our hip, happenin' forum:

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Skorpions_Galbriath/index.php?act=idx

Here's our wiki page that gives you the word from the bird:

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Skorpions

Forgive me for the 50's slang, but i'm just a greaser baby.

PFC